D.A.R.E. Hoodie
$45.00
Ah yes, the D.A.R.E. program—brought to you by the same geniuses who thought scaring middle schoolers with cop propaganda would keep them from discovering FUN. Yes! The D.A.R.E. program, a well-intentioned disaster that taught an entire generation how to identify, price, and eventually enjoy every substance their local dealer had to offer. Well, we’re just here to remind you of the real issue: drugs are really f*cking expensive.
Throw on this hoodie and D.A.R.E. to make more terrible choices.
Unisex and pre-shrunk generally fits a little more snug. If you’re looking for a more relaxed fit, size up (see size chart in product photos).
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Unisex and pre-shrunk generally fits a little more snug. If you’re looking for a more relaxed fit, size up (see size chart in product photos).
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
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Ah yes, the D.A.R.E. program—brought to you by the same geniuses who thought scaring middle schoolers with cop propaganda would keep them from discovering FUN. Yes! The D.A.R.E. program, a well-intentioned disaster that taught an entire generation how to identify, price, and eventually enjoy every substance their local dealer had to offer. Well, we’re just here to remind you of the real issue: drugs are really f*cking expensive.
Throw on this hoodie and D.A.R.E. to make more terrible choices.
Unisex and pre-shrunk generally fits a little more snug. If you’re looking for a more relaxed fit, size up (see size chart in product photos).
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Unisex and pre-shrunk generally fits a little more snug. If you’re looking for a more relaxed fit, size up (see size chart in product photos).
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Ah yes, the D.A.R.E. program—brought to you by the same geniuses who thought scaring middle schoolers with cop propaganda would keep them from discovering FUN. Yes! The D.A.R.E. program, a well-intentioned disaster that taught an entire generation how to identify, price, and eventually enjoy every substance their local dealer had to offer. Well, we’re just here to remind you of the real issue: drugs are really f*cking expensive.
Throw on this hoodie and D.A.R.E. to make more terrible choices.
Unisex and pre-shrunk generally fits a little more snug. If you’re looking for a more relaxed fit, size up (see size chart in product photos).
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Unisex and pre-shrunk generally fits a little more snug. If you’re looking for a more relaxed fit, size up (see size chart in product photos).
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem