D.A.R.E. Classic Tee
Ah yes, the D.A.R.E. program—brought to you by the same geniuses who thought scaring middle schoolers with cop propaganda would keep them from discovering FUN. Yes! The D.A.R.E. program, a well-intentioned disaster that taught an entire generation how to identify, price, and eventually enjoy every substance their local dealer had to offer. Well, we’re just here to remind you of the real issue: drugs are really f*cking expensive.
Throw on this tee and D.A.R.E. to make more terrible choices.
Ah yes, the D.A.R.E. program—brought to you by the same geniuses who thought scaring middle schoolers with cop propaganda would keep them from discovering FUN. Yes! The D.A.R.E. program, a well-intentioned disaster that taught an entire generation how to identify, price, and eventually enjoy every substance their local dealer had to offer. Well, we’re just here to remind you of the real issue: drugs are really f*cking expensive.
Throw on this tee and D.A.R.E. to make more terrible choices.
Ah yes, the D.A.R.E. program—brought to you by the same geniuses who thought scaring middle schoolers with cop propaganda would keep them from discovering FUN. Yes! The D.A.R.E. program, a well-intentioned disaster that taught an entire generation how to identify, price, and eventually enjoy every substance their local dealer had to offer. Well, we’re just here to remind you of the real issue: drugs are really f*cking expensive.
Throw on this tee and D.A.R.E. to make more terrible choices.