The Classic Coffee Mug
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Let’s be real—drugs are really expensive. But caffeine? Dirt cheap and (mostly) legal. This no-nonsense mug is here to hold whatever vice keeps you functional, whether it’s coffee or whiskey. It's not fancy, but it does exactly what it’s supposed to: holds liquid, delivers it to your mouth, and lets the world know you’re not here to sip lattes and discuss your feelings. Simple. Effective. No BS. Just like you. While life might be a financial black hole, at least your morning caffeine addiction won’t break the bank.
Get one now—before you blow your money on something far worse.
***1 Cup per order. Product image shows 2 views of 1 cup***
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Get one now—before you blow your money on something far worse.
***1 Cup per order. Product image shows 2 views of 1 cup***
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
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Let’s be real—drugs are really expensive. But caffeine? Dirt cheap and (mostly) legal. This no-nonsense mug is here to hold whatever vice keeps you functional, whether it’s coffee or whiskey. It's not fancy, but it does exactly what it’s supposed to: holds liquid, delivers it to your mouth, and lets the world know you’re not here to sip lattes and discuss your feelings. Simple. Effective. No BS. Just like you. While life might be a financial black hole, at least your morning caffeine addiction won’t break the bank.
Get one now—before you blow your money on something far worse.
***1 Cup per order. Product image shows 2 views of 1 cup***
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Get one now—before you blow your money on something far worse.
***1 Cup per order. Product image shows 2 views of 1 cup***
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Let’s be real—drugs are really expensive. But caffeine? Dirt cheap and (mostly) legal. This no-nonsense mug is here to hold whatever vice keeps you functional, whether it’s coffee or whiskey. It's not fancy, but it does exactly what it’s supposed to: holds liquid, delivers it to your mouth, and lets the world know you’re not here to sip lattes and discuss your feelings. Simple. Effective. No BS. Just like you. While life might be a financial black hole, at least your morning caffeine addiction won’t break the bank.
Get one now—before you blow your money on something far worse.
***1 Cup per order. Product image shows 2 views of 1 cup***
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Get one now—before you blow your money on something far worse.
***1 Cup per order. Product image shows 2 views of 1 cup***
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe