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$25.00
Ah yes, the D.A.R.E. program—brought to you by the same geniuses who thought scaring middle schoolers with cop propaganda would keep them from discovering FUN. Yes! The D.A.R.E. program, a well-intentioned disaster that taught an entire generation how to identify, price, and eventually enjoy every substance their local dealer had to offer. Well, we’re just here to remind you of the real issue: drugs are really f*cking expensive.
This hat is structured, stylish, and perfect for covering up the consequences of last night’s...whatever. And just shady enough to hide that 2-day hangover!
Throw it on, pull it down, and D.A.R.E. to make more terrible choices.
Stay reckless!
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric under-visor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
Stay reckless!
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric under-visor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
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Ah yes, the D.A.R.E. program—brought to you by the same geniuses who thought scaring middle schoolers with cop propaganda would keep them from discovering FUN. Yes! The D.A.R.E. program, a well-intentioned disaster that taught an entire generation how to identify, price, and eventually enjoy every substance their local dealer had to offer. Well, we’re just here to remind you of the real issue: drugs are really f*cking expensive.
This hat is structured, stylish, and perfect for covering up the consequences of last night’s...whatever. And just shady enough to hide that 2-day hangover!
Throw it on, pull it down, and D.A.R.E. to make more terrible choices.
Stay reckless!
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric under-visor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
Stay reckless!
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric under-visor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
Ah yes, the D.A.R.E. program—brought to you by the same geniuses who thought scaring middle schoolers with cop propaganda would keep them from discovering FUN. Yes! The D.A.R.E. program, a well-intentioned disaster that taught an entire generation how to identify, price, and eventually enjoy every substance their local dealer had to offer. Well, we’re just here to remind you of the real issue: drugs are really f*cking expensive.
This hat is structured, stylish, and perfect for covering up the consequences of last night’s...whatever. And just shady enough to hide that 2-day hangover!
Throw it on, pull it down, and D.A.R.E. to make more terrible choices.
Stay reckless!
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric under-visor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
Stay reckless!
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric under-visor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most