Forever Unlucky Hoodie
***Limited Edition***
This is for those last-call warriors, the beer-stained philosophers howling at the neon moon. A limited-edition relic for one of Milwaukee’s most sacred holidays—a day when everyone turns green from cheap whiskey, and your liver files for divorce. Crafted for degenerates who refuse to bow to moderation. Wear it with pride as you stagger through the streets and dodge responsibility like a seasoned pro. But act fast—like your dignity on St. Paddy’s, these won’t last long.
Unisex generally fits more snug. If you’re looking for a more relaxed fit, size up (see size chart in product photos).
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
***Limited Edition***
This is for those last-call warriors, the beer-stained philosophers howling at the neon moon. A limited-edition relic for one of Milwaukee’s most sacred holidays—a day when everyone turns green from cheap whiskey, and your liver files for divorce. Crafted for degenerates who refuse to bow to moderation. Wear it with pride as you stagger through the streets and dodge responsibility like a seasoned pro. But act fast—like your dignity on St. Paddy’s, these won’t last long.
Unisex generally fits more snug. If you’re looking for a more relaxed fit, size up (see size chart in product photos).
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
***Limited Edition***
This is for those last-call warriors, the beer-stained philosophers howling at the neon moon. A limited-edition relic for one of Milwaukee’s most sacred holidays—a day when everyone turns green from cheap whiskey, and your liver files for divorce. Crafted for degenerates who refuse to bow to moderation. Wear it with pride as you stagger through the streets and dodge responsibility like a seasoned pro. But act fast—like your dignity on St. Paddy’s, these won’t last long.
Unisex generally fits more snug. If you’re looking for a more relaxed fit, size up (see size chart in product photos).
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem